Scared Weird Little Guys songs lyrics

G'day there, This song is dedicated to all the homeless, Suicidal theives who've made this country great. Once a Jolly Swag man, was not a Bag man,...

I've got the bones of the Elephant Man, My plastic surgeon could have lent him a hand, But lately i've been thinking that maybe something's just not...

I've Been Everywhere By The Scared Weird Little Guys Well I was humping my Bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road When along came a semi with a high and...

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell That spikes you...

We sat 'round the table upon Christmas Day My brother said, "You should all know that I'm… Going for a ride, can I borrow the truck? By the way,...

(this is meant to be sung by 2 people singing alternating words.) (in Far-King, one person sings 'Far' and the other sings 'King' There's nothing...

Abacrombe, Alexander, Adam, Alan, Atkinson, Beau Repair and Banister, Bartholomew and Benjamin Camillery, Carringbush, Christopher and Cameron...

There's only 30 seconds left in this song If you got a stopwatch and tried to work it out Then you'd find around know that the time remaining Would...

(sang to tune of eyes of the tiger) Little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, and sat down beside her...

I went to the shops. Couldn't find a park. Then I found a park, but there weren't any shops So I went back home and parked the car There were still...

I'm not a vicious person But you bet I know what's right I'm here to tell your how to drive To help you see the light I fix your driving problems No...

We love the royals Because they care about Australia We love the royals (love the royals) We're like the empire's genitailia History has shown us...

I lost my job and my wife did too - Bloody Bill There's no health plan -don't know what to do - Bloody Bill There's more pollution then there's ever...

I lost my job and my wife did too - Bloody Jeff I can't catch a tram - don't know what to do - Bloody Jeff The ozone hole makes it hot as hell -...

I had an accident, which I won't explain I slept for nineteen years in a storm water drain To when I awoke it was two-thousand and ten I was feeling...

I see INXS or GNR or REM on MTV I see an ad for KFC and buy some M&Ms and 1 CD Outside in the real world It's not as clean as it is on the TV ...

I got so many names but I can't win 'Cause I still don't know where I fit in (uh-huh) What am I? Am I a Generation X-er? Or a modern post-cubic 90's...

Once upon a time in the ACT Two 'poli's met for a cup of tea Their names were Howard, J., and Costello, P., They talked about the state of the land...

There's a brand new thing and it comes form Queensland It's quite expensive and also very tasty It's very difficult to get out of its shell Hey, the...

I sail on my boat around the world From Portugal to Kilargo I always take the most dangerous route 'Cause I am the Mad Bastardo I will enter most...