I'm not a vicious person
But you bet I know what's right
I'm here to tell your how to drive
To help you see the light

I fix your driving problems
No matter what they are
You'll find out just what I mean
When you drive behind my car

I am what I am
I am Volvo Man

I drive in the fast lane
30 kilometres below the legal limit
I beep my horn at a stationary car
Even though there's no one in it

I have my lights on high-beam
Ever though it is not dark
I'll hold you up, confuse you
And then I'll take your park

I am what I am
I am Volvo Man

I slow down at every intersection
Regardless of the colour of the lights
There's airbags on the left-hand side
And airbags on the right

I put my blinker on
Two minutes before I turn into a street
My car alarm will sound all night
If you come within 50 feet

I am what I am
I am Volvo Man