I lost my job and my wife did too - Bloody Jeff
I can't catch a tram - don't know what to do - Bloody Jeff
The ozone hole makes it hot as hell - Bloody Jeff
And a team from Perth won the AFL - Bloody Jeff

Jeff Kennott's responsible for everything that goes wrong
You might think we're making it up, but the list goes on and on

I stubbed my toe so hard I cried - Bloody Jeff
The Beatles split up and Elvis died - Bloody Jeff
I couldn't find a pen when I went to the bank - Bloody Jeff
The Hindenburg burned, the Titanic sank, -whose fault? - Bloody Jeff

Jeff Kennott's nasty man, he has been since his youth
He knows all the words to American Pie and we'll tell you the truth

The truth is: Jeff Kennott is Dracula
He's Bigfoot
He's also a UFO
Jeff shot JR
He shot JFK
He shot Michael J Fox
- Hang on, Michael J Fox didn't get shot!
- YET!
Ladies and Gentlemen the worst thing of all: Jeff Kennott killed Laura Palmer

Jeff Kennott likes Billy Ray Cyrus, and he wears bad clothes
And he's responsible for Michael Jackson's nose

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