(this is meant to be sung by 2 people singing alternating words.)

(in Far-King, one person sings 'Far' and the other sings 'King'

There's nothing special about this song
It's not very funny and not very long
And if you watch our mouths very closely
You will see we're singing only alternating words

The next verse is made up of only quite short words
Bu learning this we've shown that we are smart-arsed nerds
To prove we have no life at all, we'll make it hard
And sing the next few lines in total harmony

As we stand here singing we are looking at your faces
And we hope to see you smiling, though we really have our doubts
Regardless of its impact, it's a song we'll keep performing
'Cause it took us fourteen far-king weeks to learn