I lost my job and my wife did too - Bloody Bill
There's no health plan -don't know what to do - Bloody Bill
There's more pollution then there's ever been - Bloody Bill
And the World Series was won by a Canadian team - twice -whose fault? - Bloody Bill

Bill Clinton's responsible for everything that goes wrong
You might think we're making it up, but the list goes on and on

I stubbed my toe so hard I cried - Bloody Bill
The Beatles split up and Elvis died - Bloody Bill
I couldn't find a pen when I went to the bank (bloody typical) - Bloody Bill
The Hindenburg burned, the Titanic sank, -whose fault? - I'll tell ya - Bloody Bill

Bill Clinton's nasty man (hee hee), he has been since his youth
He knows all the words to American Pie and we'll tell you the truth

Tell them the truth, Rusty
The truth is that Bill Clinton is the Boogy man -Is that right?
Yeah, he's Darth Vader -Is he Dracula?
Yes he is, he's Frankenstein - Wow, that's weird
He's Bigfoot
You know why the Buffalo Bill's haven't won in 4 years? -No, why?
Bills, You figure it out -Bill? That's weird!
I know -Now, did he kill Laura Palmer?
Yes he did. He shot JR -Really??!
He shot JFK -That's bizarre!
He shot Michael J Fox -Hang on, Michael J Fox hasn't been shot!
YET! -You know the weirdest thing?
What? He's Rush Limbo

Bill Clinton likes Billy Ray Cyrus, and he wears bad clothes
And he's responsible for Michael Jackson's nose

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