Abacrombe, Alexander, Adam, Alan, Atkinson,
Beau Repair and Banister, Bartholomew and Benjamin
Camillery, Carringbush, Christopher and Cameron
Davidson, Emmanuel, Fletcher, Finch and Featherston
Garabaldy, Geavany, Gibson, Green and Gilbertson
Hesparas, Horatio and Harry, Hope and Hopkinson
Ivanhoe and Ingerson, Jerico and Jemerson
Kennett, Koster, Kennedy, Letterman and Livingston
McAllistor, McWilliamson, McRobertson, McOpolous
Nicholas and Nautingson, Nalasko and Nickopolis
O'Flannery, O'Flarrety O'Flattery, O'Lopolous
Philipopopopopopopopopopopopolous
Quinde, Queeny, Quincy, Rockachelly, Ross and Robinson
Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smithson,
Tarentino, Ustenhoff, Victoria and Watkinson
Xersy, Young, Yentilstein, Zachary and Zepalin

Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
It you'd like to hear it done much faster, clap and cheer right now!

(repeat x2)

Now you've heard the song that has a lot of funny names in it
If you heard your name that's really nice but we don't give a shit
It you'd like to hear it done much faster, You're too late!
Because they've just passed by!