| 1. Landau James Ef - The Elements |
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SARAH Everyone's part of a family in a tribe or a race or ethnic group by right of birth, And we're all in the subspecies we call Homo sapiens...
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| 2. Landau James Ef - Lets Go Out Against Our Teacher |
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(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") TRINA Kvetchy the teacher Was a total pedagogue; Did a student make But a sole mistake, She would...
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| 3. Landau James Ef - Did It Ever Occur To You |
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(America, (C) 1957, Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim, West Side Story CHENG South Korea, my heart's obsession, Call me at your own discretion. ...
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| 4. Landau James Ef - Duly Untaught |
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MELANIE Did it ever occur to you That when the two of us are around, Everything else looks like specks of dirt to you, Just passing by The...
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| 5. Landau James Ef - The Biodiversity Song |
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(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) PATIENT: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I've...
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| 6. Landau James Ef - The Antidepressant Song |
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(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Terrorize your little brother, Fa la la la la, la la la la. He's the one to gag and smother, Ha ha ha ha...
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| 7. Landau James Ef - America (e Pluribus Unum Version) |
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(America, (C) 1957, Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim, West Side Story CHENG South Korea, my heart's obsession, Call me at your own discretion. ...
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| 8. Landau James Ef - Pulverize The Color Barrier |
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BLUMBERG I am using the word "oy", True, he did at times annoy, Pittman was a bad, bad boy, But why must someone employ Forces that they could...
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| 9. Landau James Ef - Lets Set A Date |
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(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") ENTIRE STUDENT BODY Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin; It was through the Devil...
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| 10. Landau James Ef - Hold It On |
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(Parody of "Carefully Taught" from South Pacific) PITTMAN You'll just have to learn, when up you are brought, There are people like you, and then...
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| 11. Landau James Ef - I Love Just Everyone That I Find |
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(Music by John Jenkins-Stark) They say that all of us are free, And that our nation is the best; If that were so, how could be be a people so...
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| 12. Landau James Ef - Oy Vey |
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(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love") MELANIE When the little green snake With its skin inclined to flake HAKEEM When the little green...
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| 13. Landau James Ef - The Last Name Song |
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Now, if I may digress momentarily from the mainstream of this evening's symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless, but is...
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| 14. Landau James Ef - Kvetchy The Teacher |
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ALAN I once learned of the roles Of the magnetic poles, How you must have a north and a south to attract. But, as I explain, The complex human...
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| 15. Landau James Ef - America |
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He was lost in the wilderness Finding no way to a place he could stay He was hungry and thirsty And his soul failed him, he sat in darkness And...
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| 16. Landau James Ef - Let's Set A Date |
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(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love") MELANIE When the little green snake With its skin inclined to flake HAKEEM When the little green...
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| 17. Landau James Ef - Let's Go Out Against Our Teacher |
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(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") ENTIRE STUDENT BODY Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin; It was through the Devil...
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| 18. Landau James Ef - Terrorize Your Little Brother |
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SARAH Andreo has a first name, A-N-D-R-E-O . . . Andreo has a second name, N-I-K-O-L-A-O . . . When people ask me for the longest name I ever...
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