ALAN
I once learned of the roles
Of the magnetic poles,
How you must have a north and a south to attract.

But, as I explain,
The complex human brain
Has a sense of emotion those magnets all lacked.
I'm not going to sit on my derrière all day,
Never telling anyone of my choice,
So while the principal has his politically incorrect things to say,
I'll stand by the lectern and throw them a piece of my voice.
I'm not afraid to admit
Who I am and the pride I carry in it.
I am at the psychological zenith,
Even beyond being just color-blind,
Nothing today
Ever gets in my way,
I love just everyone that I find.
I'm at an unconventional rally,
With an unconventional purpose in mind,
Now love's free from chains
As it flows through my veins;
I love just everyone that I find.
There is a label that I don't deny, I can't lie for society's sake.
Who wants acceptance from Them and Their thought? They're the ones
folks like Us cannot take.
I'm as hot as Hawaii in June,
I'm not less selective, I'm just less confined.
I'm one of Us,
Why should They even fuss?
I love just everyone that I find.
Unless they're one of Them.
[Music plays.]
I'm as hot as Hawaii in June,
I'm not less selective, I'm just less confined.
I'm one of Us,
Why should They even fuss?
I love just everyone, I love just everyone, everyone, everyone that I
FIND!