(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic")
ENTIRE STUDENT BODY
Oh, the hiring of Liddas by
Degloba was a sin;

It was through the Devil that the school board let her in;
She imposed an evil system of inhuman discipline;
And must be overthrown!
Oh, let's go out against our teacher,
That awful, old subhuman creature,
She must be stopped right now,
And it doesn't matter how,
We want our "I hate you" message to reach her!
Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin;
It was through the Devil that the school board let her in;
She imposed an evil system of inhuman discipline;
And must be overthrown!
Oh, let's go out against our teacher,
That awful, old subhuman creature,
She must be stopped right now,
And it doesn't matter how,
We want our "I hate you" message to reach her . . .
Note: Liddas, a.k.a. "Kvetchy", responds shortly afterwards with a
speech that appears to be a parody on "How the Grinch Stole
Christmas".