| 1. Project: Bad - Celery Stick Man |
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Being hit with a stick of celery It's the evil weapon of my enemy The Justice league arrives Too bad I already died Killed by a celery stick man...
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| 2. Project: Bad - 10 Foot Midget |
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Who is the guy that has to buy lots of shoes? In a running race, he would never lose This is the guy that will never be beat he's the midget, with...
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| 3. Project: Bad - Dragon Vs. T-rex |
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Suffocation, I can't breath Cruel intention, card hidden up the sleeve Why'd you place a (Hippopotamus) on my ribs You said you'd never, they were...
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| 4. Project: Bad - Singing Naked |
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Don't make me sing naked I don't want to if you make me sing naked you will hiss and boo I have a willy maybe you don't You will sing naked maybe I...
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| 5. Project: Bad - Fat Nanny |
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FAT NANNY SHE'S OVERWEIGHT FAT NANNY AIR CARGO FREIGHT FAT NANNY SHE'S GONNA BE LATE SHE IS COMING FOR YOU THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO You'll be...
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| 6. Project: Bad - Senomar |
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Stomp on the frog Stomp on the frog Stomp on the frog Stomp on the frog and the guts come out Mashed potatoes in pie Mashed potatoes in pie Mashed...
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| 7. Project: Bad - Emo Girl With Std's |
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I hate the emo girl who has STDs I hate the emo girl she cannot play with me We have to play big gigs, like taste of chaos If we do you'll like us,...
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| 8. Project: Bad - 182 Songs That Sound The Same |
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Hmm this sounds familiar sounds like some band I know its actually exactly the same as another band that blows I think it's pretty low that we have...
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| 9. Project: Bad - Chainsaw Man |
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It's not safe to leave my bed I'll make a force field in my head I need the toilet really bad The chainsaw man will make me sad Chainsaw man is...
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| 10. Project: Bad - Cannibalism |
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What's so wrong about cannibalism? I think humans would be nice to eat A nice ribs with some thigh and calf All made out of human meat CAN-A-BAL...
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| 11. Project: Bad - Homosexual Song |
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Don't you just love homosexual people they're happier than us even when their face is full of icky yellow puss I feel the same way its just that I'm...
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| 12. Project: Bad - Metallica's Pimples |
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Ack when James was a baby he was cute with dimples he then joined Metallica and he got some pimples Metallica became the best band on the planet They...
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| 13. Project: Bad - Two |
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Pineapples, what the fuck are you? Pineapples are sharp with points Pineapples, hidden in my shoe Pineapples hurt when thrown at joints Why be such...
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| 14. Project: Bad - Overly Happy Song |
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LIFE! Where would we be with out it? I love it so much YEAH! WOO! HAHA! The times are grand, I LOVE IT! I love being with you! OHH LALA Yeah baby...
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| 15. Project: Bad - Tabasco |
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TABASCO IS HOT, BURN YOUR TONGUE TABASCO ROCKS, PUNCTURE YOUR LUNG PUT IT ON PRETZELS JUST FOR FUN DON'T GO CRYING TO YOUR MUM You can put Tabasco...
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| 16. Project: Bad - Krynor |
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The woodwork teacher, born in hell stories from his childhood, he would tell will this being of evil, ever be beaten? Not until the heart of KRYNOR...
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| 17. Project: Bad - Mr Kokane |
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DIE! DIE! DIE! DIIIE! Yeah! You fuckin' suck because of you my life is fucked you don't even care a bit Now you're all in the shit SO DIE! DIE!...
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| 18. Project: Bad - Priz On Song |
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First let this story begin, It starts with my horrible sin I needed some money, I needed some cash So an old lady I had to bash Hit her in the head,...
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| 19. Project: Bad - Hoorah For Communism |
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I don't like your hate and aggression All it causes is sadness and oppression You are not like me I'm happy, I'm free Hoorah for communism, Hoorah...
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| 20. Project: Bad - Pretzels |
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I like pretzels so do I if you don't eat them you will die I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING nice and salty good...
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