I like pretzels
so do I
if you don't eat them
you will die

I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING

nice and salty
good for me
fuck you dietitian
leave me be

I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING

snails cant have pretzels
coz pretzels have salt
but if I was a snail
I would make a cult
of snails who eat pretzels
even if they died
I would eat pretzels even if I fried.

I LIKE PRETZELS IN THE MORNING
THEY TASTE BETTER WHEN YOUR YAWNING