ack when James was a baby he was cute with dimples
he then joined Metallica and he got some pimples
Metallica became the best band on the planet
They were even better than that lady named Janet
But then the pimples left them, they had used creams
With all the pimples gone, all that was left was dreams

METALLICA'S TALENT WAS IN THEIR PORES
IT CAME OUT IN THE FORM OF PUSS FILLED SORES
BRING BACK THEIR PIMPLES AND THEY WILL ROCK
RIGHT NOW I CAN HAVE MORE FUN WITH LOTION AND A SOCK

You see the olden pictures, with blotches on their skin
for them to get rid of them with cleaners, is a sin
If they had known that all the rockiness was in their zits
I really don't think Metallica would have gone down the pits

METALLICA'S TALENT WAS IN THEIR PORES
IT CAME OUT IN THE FORM OF PUSS FILLED SORES
BRING BACK THEIR PIMPLES AND THEY WILL ROCK
RIGHT NOW I CAN HAVE MORE FUN WITH LOTION AND A SOCK

pimples, they hold something more than just puss
they hold wicked riffs, wicked solos and no fuss
all you have to do is dream to make the pimples real
once you have the pimples it is Metallica you will feel

METALLICA'S TALENT WAS IN THEIR PORES
IT CAME OUT IN THE FORM OF PUSS FILLED SORES
BRING BACK THEIR PIMPLES AND THEY WILL ROCK
RIGHT NOW I CAN HAVE MORE FUN WITH LOTION AND A SOCK