Pineapples, what the fuck are you?
Pineapples are sharp with points
Pineapples, hidden in my shoe
Pineapples hurt when thrown at joints

Why be such a dangerous food?
if I eat you, is it a crime?
will you hurt me if your in the mood?
are you an apple, picked from the pines?

PINEAPPLES, CAUSE OF MY DEATH
PINEAPPLES, STOLE ALL MY BREATH
PINEAPPLES, MY BODY TURNS BITTER
FROM YOUR DEADLY PINEAPPLE FRITTER

Ouch my elbow, that's what I said
2 hits from a pineapple then your dead
1 hit if you are hit in the head
don't worry, the spikes will shred

Why be such a dangerous food?
if I eat you, is it a crime?
will you hurt me if your in the mood?
are you an apple, picked from the pines?

PINEAPPLES, CAUSE OF MY DEATH
PINEAPPLES, STOLE ALL MY BREATH
PINEAPPLES, MY BODY TURNS BITTER
FROM YOUR DEADLY PINEAPPLE FRITTER

Pineapples the cause of all bad things
I separate my body, I grow wings.
I am greeted by a heavenly dove
then I am taken above.
up and above the clouds I sore
this is like nothing ever before
waterfalls of pineapple juice
I pull out my gun and just let loose
the pineapples must die, they took my life
I kill the baby, I kill the husband, I kill the wife
they run for cover, under the tree
but there is nowhere that I cant see
there is blood in the streets there is blood on my hands
these are the worst lyrics written by any band

PINEAPPLES, CAUSE OF MY DEATH
PINEAPPLES, STOLE ALL MY BREATH
PINEAPPLES, MY BODY TURNS BITTER
FROM YOUR DEADLY PINEAPPLE FRITTER