Kevin Bloody Wilson songs lyrics

Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A...

I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that if i could go back in time, henry an banjo an even ned kelly would all be good mates of mine, coz...

He was a rebel And an outlaw And an outcast But i never saw him do nobody harm The rumour was he'd spent some time in prison He told me he'd been...

The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor he'd been wankin an fell out of his chair, An as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust...

Fist time he ever had shoes on very first day at school and the sweat young teacher straight from college her first day there too. His mum and ms...

You can't say 'cunt' in Canada Saying 'cunt's' not very nice at all No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada So we asked the sheilas what they called it...

Christmas Song Hey Santa claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you...

I just got back from the Local Had to try the local brew And I ran into the local gossip And I learned a thing or two All about you local yokels And...

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go, did go wrong so if im aloud to use the word cunt in a song ive had an absolute cunt of a...

A fair dinkum ozzie football legend, Jacko was There weren't a man alive that didn't fear him on the footy ground because They'd seen him rip a poor...

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist Reflection like a pizza With warts and marls and zits And just to even say her name You've got to be...

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho It wouldn't be...