| 1. Kinky Friedman - Asshole From El Paso |
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(Chinga Chavin, Kenny â'‚¬?Snakebiteâ'‚¬? Jacobs) We don't have no lovin's in El Paso We don't go to porno picture shows We don't...
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| 2. Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way _ |
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Lord it's the same old tune Fiddle and guitar. Where do we take it from here? Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars; It's been the same way for...
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| 3. Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab |
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(Ray Stevens) Let me tell you â'‚¬?bout Ahab the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sand, He had emeralds and rubies just a-dripping off...
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| 4. Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire |
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(Sheldon Silverstein) Put another log on the fire, Cook me up some bacon and some beans, Go out to the car and change the tire, Wash my...
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| 5. Kinky Friedman - Lover Please |
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(Billy Swan) Lover please, please come back Don't take that train goin' down the track. Don't please don't, don't leave me Don't you leave...
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| 6. Kinky Friedman - We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You |
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(Kinky Friedman, Rick Goldberg, J. Maizel) While traveling through the Lone Star State I lost my lunch before I ate, It happened in a...
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| 7. Kinky Friedman - Catfish |
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(Bob Dylan, Jacques Levy) Lazy stadium night, Catfish on the mound. â'‚¬?Strike three,â'‚¬? the umpire said, Batter have to go...
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| 8. Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch |
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(Kinky Friedman) Did I hear you say you wished that you could leave her ? Has some foolish disagreement made you blind ? If you traveled...
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| 9. Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings |
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(Traditional) Father, let Thy blessings Touch us and remain Guiding all our actions Till we meet again. Father, keep us loving, ...
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| 10. Kinky Friedman - Autograph |
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(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) Ain't you the golden boy Of the silver screen, Your mother's pride and joy, The promoter's dream. No time...
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| 11. Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express |
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(Kinky Friedman, Roger Friedman) And I'd ride the Silver Eagle to the last town on the line, Railroad ties are not my friend the only ties that...
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| 12. Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.a. |
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(Buck Fowler) I saw a picture yesterday In a men's room near L.A. Lying on the floor beside the throne. Had I not recognized the cross I...
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| 13. Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya |
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(hank hiriam williams) Good-bye joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh, Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou. My yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my...
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| 14. Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie |
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(Kinky Friedman) From a friend of yours in Texas Who's had a little trouble finding love. I'm considered quite attractive And I've always...
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| 15. Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street |
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(Grady Cole & Hazel Cole, Kinky Friedman) Only a tramp was Lazarus' sad fate He who lay down by the rich man' s gate. He begged for some...
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| 16. Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream |
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(Kinky Friedman) Well, a long time ago in old Tokyo By the softly flowing stream I left her there with the stars in her hair On the other...
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| 17. Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments |
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(Kinky Friedman) Walking on the ragged streets of time A man is asking if there is a dime Someone can spare. No one pays him any mind, ...
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| 18. Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh |
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Just a ship out on the ocean, a speck against the sky, Amelia Earhart flying that sad day; With her partner, Captain Noonan, on the second of...
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| 19. Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose |
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(Kinky Friedman) Time to resign from the human race Wipe those tears from your lovely face Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose ...
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| 20. Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine |
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(Kinky Friedman) Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from Studio 54 Back to neon lights and lonely nights and saw-dust on the floor And...
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