(Kinky Friedman)

Time to resign from the human race
Wipe those tears from your lovely face

Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose
Before all hell breaks loose.

Before you go I wish you'd come
Before you leave wish you'd love me some.
I'll give you all of the dreams you can use
Before all hell breaks loose.
All right!

Now I know what the gypsy meant
When he told me I'd never be President.
He said, â'‚¬?Adopt a Korean, kill you a moose
Before all hell breaks loose. â'‚¬?

You poked fun at my cowboy shoes,
You said they looked just like big canoes.
Now it's time for the chosen ones to choose
Before all hell breaks loose.

Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news
God save the Queen and the kangaroos
And what kind of rubbers did Joseph use
Before all hell broke loose.

Time to resign from the human race,
Wipe those tears from your lovely face.
Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose
Before all hell breaks loose.
Hell on America!