| 1. Stephen Lynch - She Gotta Smile |
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She gotta smile, Yeah, She gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me She gotta wink, a wink across the bar and I know that it's meant to be. ...
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| 2. Stephen Lynch - Gynecologist |
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I?m a rich and famous doctor Always knew I?d be Expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda Checking your pudenda Let me see what I can find...
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| 3. Stephen Lynch - Best Friends Song |
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Mark: I like my toast buttered Stephen: and i'll take mine dry Mark: I dig the beatles Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy Mark: I have fine taste...
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| 4. Stephen Lynch - Down At The Old Pub Instead |
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Lad its your duty to find you a lass with child bearing hips and a pink supple ass and make her your wife and lather her with love so true now some...
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| 5. Stephen Lynch - Dr. Stephen |
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I'm a rich and famous doctor I always thought I'd be An expert in the field of Gynecology Next on my agenda: Checking your pudenda Let me see what I...
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| 6. Stephen Lynch - Bowling Song |
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You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you walked a...
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| 7. Stephen Lynch - Priest |
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Deep in prayer my cross to wear i kneel upon the floor temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore but i can not control myself he rips my...
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| 8. Stephen Lynch - Talk To Me |
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I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could cry I tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I...
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| 9. Stephen Lynch - Down To The Old Pub Instead |
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Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass And make her your wife and love her with love so true Now some...
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| 10. Stephen Lynch - Half A Man |
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All my days I live with my disgrace I?m afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don?t...
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| 11. Stephen Lynch - Lullaby (the Divorce Song) |
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Hush little girl sweet, sweet baby don't cry, tonight. Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight. Why can't it all be like was...
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| 12. Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies |
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I kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said, u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way", and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,...
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| 13. Stephen Lynch - Walken Iii |
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Look. whose guitars are these? move them around. i have to be honost with you stephen...lynch...if that is your real name. i heard the whole album....
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| 14. Stephen Lynch - Jim Henson's Dead |
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Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And...
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| 15. Stephen Lynch - If I Were Gay |
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Here we are dear old friend you and i drunk again laughs have been and and tears have been shed maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but if i were...
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| 16. Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song |
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I made love to ya all night long then i got up to write you a song i watched ya sleep and i fell in love ya must've been sent from heaven above don't...
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| 17. Stephen Lynch - Gerbil |
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I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube ...
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| 18. Stephen Lynch - Tall Glass O' Water |
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YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!! shes a tall glass'o water. shes sippen lemonade. shes a cup of hot targe tnt shes a cold thang in the shade. shes an oatmeal...
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| 19. Stephen Lynch - Special Olympics |
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Watch them run, watch them fall watch them try to catch a ball, olympics special olympics watch them laugh, watch them drool watch them fall into...
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| 20. Stephen Lynch - Special Fred |
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Even if Fred was a little special... When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend, Fred was kind with good intent, but just a little different,...
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