watch them run, watch them fall
watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
special olympics

watch them laugh, watch them drool
watch them fall into the pool -thats diving
at the special olympics
and i know for well that i will burn in hell
but those guys playng wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest friggin thing i've ever seen in my life
at the special olympics

(verse 2)
kid with downs, wins the race
even though he stood in place, olympics
special olympics

round his neck, gold medals hung
resting on his giant tongue, olympics
special olympics

but i kid when i sing
cause these games are a beautiful thing
okay really i'm just avoiding karma because i know my children could be born crippled and blind and somehow retarded enough to spend all my time
at the special olympics