| 1. Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves |
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I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on...
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| 2. Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - The Chimney Song |
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There's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know what it is but it's been there all night long. well, i waited up for santa all...
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| 3. Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time |
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I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few...
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| 4. Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated |
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Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating...
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| 5. Bob Rivers - Frosty The Pervert |
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Frosty the pervert in a trench coat he did go to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow frosty the pervert all the kids...
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| 6. Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - Chimney Song |
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Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree The third...
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| 7. Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas |
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The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry...
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| 8. Bob Rivers - Beat Up Old Jetliner |
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Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the...
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| 9. Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids |
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I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt...
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| 10. Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas |
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Yo Yo Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA Is this a white Christmas, Hell no...
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| 11. Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - Restroom Door Said Gentlemen |
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BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" The restroom door said "Gentlemen," so I just walked inside. I took two scents and...
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| 12. Bob Rivers - Yellow Snow Yellow Snow Yellow Snow |
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Oh, the weather outside was whitening ˜Til the dog did something frightening He's got no other place to go Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow ...
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| 13. Bob Rivers - When A Man Loves A Chicken |
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When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't...
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| 14. Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - Wreck The Malls |
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BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - WRECK THE MALLS Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la; Blow your cash for no good reason ...
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| 15. Bob Rivers - Walking Around In Women's Underwear |
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"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's...
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| 16. Bob Rivers - I Used To Rock And Roll All Night |
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You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup...
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| 17. Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannibis |
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If God had long hair, and a goatee And if His eyes were pretty glazed If He looked spaced out, Would you buy his story? Would you believe He...
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| 18. Bob Rivers - I'm A Weight Watcher |
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I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie...
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| 19. Bob Rivers - Jingle Hells Bells |
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Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken...
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| 20. Bob Rivers - Mr. Magoo |
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Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the...
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