| 21. Bob Rivers - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman |
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Have yourself an ozzy little christmas Give a bat a bite Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights (ozzy christmas, ozzy family christmas) ...
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| 22. Bob Rivers - O.j.'s Trial Thing |
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O.J., O.J. O.J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o'...
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| 23. Bob Rivers - Jingle Bells |
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[Bob Rivers:] Yo, yo [Girl as Dina Rae:] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride Grab your coat, you'll...
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| 24. Bob Rivers - Who Put The Stump |
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I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took...
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| 25. Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said Gentleman |
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The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside, I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and...
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| 26. Bob Rivers - Officer Fuhrman |
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He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in...
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| 27. Bob Rivers - You Will, By Bright Eyes |
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You say i treat you like a bookon a shelf. i dont take you out that often cuz i know that i completed you and that is why you are here. that is the...
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| 28. Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus |
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I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year ...
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| 29. Bob Rivers - What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells |
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It's worse than Disco It's worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too This is L. A. M. E. If I gotta hear this stupid little song again I'll die But it's...
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| 30. Bob Rivers - How It Feels (to Be Old) |
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Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me. Let me get a tube...
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