| 21. The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song |
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Etween the icecaps of the North Pole, and the space of America, there's a country in the middle, known as Canada. where the natives all are...
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| 22. The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People |
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Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica Columbus made history thinking some island was India General Custer's a national hero for...
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| 23. The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa |
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When Christmas rolls around Santa's in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs modernization He...
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| 24. The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store |
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(alternate person #1 and 2) (static...) 1:This week! 2:This week only! 1:No money down! 2:No payments 'till Spring! 1:No payments in Spring! ...
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| 25. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob |
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I spend my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one...
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| 26. The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You |
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You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've...
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| 27. The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs |
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Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer There's wrestling and pro...
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| 28. The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees |
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My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome...
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| 29. The Arrogant Worms - Carfull Of Pain |
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I bought me an auto an '81 Ford Escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tailpipe it be draggin' I feel like a shlemeel, my mechanics fit for...
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| 30. The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy |
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Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't...
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| 31. The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's |
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As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold Seven figure income from a six string guitar ...
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| 32. The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin |
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George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics...
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| 33. The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns |
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One, two, three, four... we'd be free if great if everybody had a gun we'd be free if everybody had a gun There'd be no more crime, 'cause...
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| 34. The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day |
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Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation...
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| 35. The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator |
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Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family Went on a holiday They went down to...
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| 36. The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away |
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I remember back when I was still in school These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool They knocked me on the ground! They rubbed dog...
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| 37. The Arrogant Worms - Great To Be A Nerd |
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It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and Internet...
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| 38. The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song |
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I hate the skydome and the CN tower too, I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo, The rent's too high, the air's unclean, The beaches...
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| 39. The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass |
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Oooooohhhhh santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass santa's coming and he's gonna kick...
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| 40. The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver |
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The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear, Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there. Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands...
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