| 1. The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate |
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I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But time went by and though I tried, the money...
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| 2. The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band |
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You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't want to know what I'm thinking, girl. Or... or do you? Girl, you think I'm...
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| 3. The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion |
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I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed...
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| 4. The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me |
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Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me... I'm startin' to see double, and I just fell of my stool! I'm sluring all my words...
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| 5. The Arrogant Worms - A Night On Dildo |
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Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are...
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| 6. The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues |
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Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets...
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| 7. The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder |
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Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegtables live in...
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| 8. The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo |
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I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore. I used to talk about communism, socialism,...
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| 9. The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus |
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About six months ago someone came by with a petition Said "We want to stop these folks moving in next door." I refused to sign it, told them...
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| 10. The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian |
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Our fair country Canada Is north of the USA Our Maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees Are better...
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| 11. The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big |
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When I look around me, I can't believe what I see It seems as if this country Has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, We barely...
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| 12. The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song |
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Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to...
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| 13. The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager |
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Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gut and a big fat ass ...
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| 14. The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous |
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Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would...
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| 15. The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail |
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On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more,...
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| 16. The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark |
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I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, And silently I strike. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm dumber...
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| 17. The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo |
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And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding information from the public. ...
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| 18. The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd |
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It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd, The only light we ever see is from our monitor We argue about comic books and Internet...
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| 19. The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan |
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I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the...
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| 20. The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain |
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I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit...
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