| 1. Monty Python - I Like Chinese |
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The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's...
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| 2. Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
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Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse....
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| 3. Monty Python - Penis Song |
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From...
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| 4. Monty Python - Accountancy Shanty |
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A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a...
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| 5. Monty Python - All Things Dull And Ugly |
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It's fun to charter an accountant, And sail the wide accountan-cy. To find, explore the funds offshore, And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. It...
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| 6. Monty Python - Brian Song |
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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways ...
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| 7. Monty Python - Answering Machine Song |
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All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, ...
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| 8. Monty Python - Meaning Of Life |
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Why are we here? What's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, For, tonight,...
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| 9. Monty Python - Brave Sir Robin |
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Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle ...
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| 10. Monty Python - I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts |
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Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare: Hoi've got a luvverly bunch o'...
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| 11. Monty Python - Background To History |
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If you want to leave a message after the tone Then speak clearly and I'll call you when I'm home Just say your words and say your name Leave...
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| 12. Monty Python - The Money Song |
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I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge. I've got lost of lovely lire, Now the...
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| 13. Monty Python - Accoutancy Shanty |
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It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy To find, explore the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy It can...
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| 14. Monty Python - The Penissong |
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Isn´t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn´t it frightfully good to have a dong? It´s swell to have a stiffy it´s divine to own a dick from...
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| 15. Monty Python - Camelot Song |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David...
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| 16. Monty Python - I'm So Worried |
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I'm so worried about what's hapenin' today, in the middle east, you know. And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at...
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| 17. Monty Python - The Lumberjack Song |
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I'm a lumberjack And I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack And he's ok He sleeps all night and he works all day) I...
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| 18. Monty Python - Money Song |
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I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge I've got lots and lots of lira Now the...
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| 19. Monty Python - Idiot Song |
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PROF. JONES: Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams...
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| 20. Monty Python - Finland |
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Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT I've never...
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