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1. Monty Python - I Like Chinese
The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's...

2. Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse....

3. Monty Python - Penis Song
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From...

4. Monty Python - Accountancy Shanty
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a...

5. Monty Python - All Things Dull And Ugly
It's fun to charter an accountant, And sail the wide accountan-cy. To find, explore the funds offshore, And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. It...


6. Monty Python - Brian Song
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways ...

7. Monty Python - Answering Machine Song
All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, ...

8. Monty Python - Meaning Of Life
Why are we here? What's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, For, tonight,...

9. Monty Python - Brave Sir Robin
Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle ...

10. Monty Python - I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare: Hoi've got a luvverly bunch o'...


11. Monty Python - Background To History
If you want to leave a message after the tone Then speak clearly and I'll call you when I'm home Just say your words and say your name Leave...

12. Monty Python - The Money Song
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge. I've got lost of lovely lire, Now the...

13. Monty Python - Accoutancy Shanty
It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy To find, explore the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy It can...

14. Monty Python - The Penissong
Isn´t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn´t it frightfully good to have a dong? It´s swell to have a stiffy it´s divine to own a dick from...

15. Monty Python - Camelot Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David...


16. Monty Python - I'm So Worried
I'm so worried about what's hapenin' today, in the middle east, you know. And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at...

17. Monty Python - The Lumberjack Song
I'm a lumberjack And I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack And he's ok He sleeps all night and he works all day) I...

18. Monty Python - Money Song
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge I've got lots and lots of lira Now the...

19. Monty Python - Idiot Song
PROF. JONES: Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams...

20. Monty Python - Finland
Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT I've never...




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