Isn´t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn´t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It´s swell to have a stiffy

it´s divine to own a dick
from the tiniest little tadger
to the worlds biggest prick
So three cheers for your willie or john-thomas
hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend
your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
you can slip it in a sock
But don´t take it out in public
or they'll stick you in the dock
and you won't come back!

(speaking) Thank you very much Ladies and Gentlemen...