| 21. Monty Python - Immanuel Kant |
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I'm a Lumberjack SOURCE: Bob Pfeffer SOURCE'S SOURCE: Monty Python's Flying Circus COMMENTS: TEXT: D G6 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK A D I...
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| 22. Monty Python - I Like Traffic Lights |
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I Like traffic lights I Like traffic lights I Like traffic lights No matter where they've been I Like traffic lights I Like traffic lights I...
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| 23. Monty Python - O Lord Please Don't Burn Us |
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O Lord, please don't burn us, Don't grill us or toast your flock, Don't put us on a barbecue, Or simmer us in stock, Don't braise us or bake or...
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| 24. Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell |
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(spoken) The most interesting thing about King Charles the First is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign, but only 4 foot 8...
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| 25. Monty Python - Bruces Philosophers Song |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. ...
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| 26. Monty Python - Henry Kissenger |
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Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough. And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had...
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| 27. Monty Python - Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us |
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O Lord please don't burn us, don't gril or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil...
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| 28. Monty Python - Knights Of The Round Table |
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We're knights of the round table We dance when e'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impecc-Able. We dine well here in...
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| 29. Monty Python - Drinking Philosophers Song |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David...
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| 30. Monty Python - Spam Song |
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Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam! Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am....
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| 31. Monty Python - I've Got Two Legs |
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Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, andWhen I move 'em they walk around, andWhen I lift 'em they climb the stairs, andWhen I...
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| 32. Monty Python - The Galaxy Song |
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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you've had quite...
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| 33. Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger Who could think you under the table, David...
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| 34. Monty Python - Coconuts |
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Down in an english fair, one evening I was there When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ...
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| 35. Monty Python - Galaxy Song |
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Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown, And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had...
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| 36. Monty Python - Medical Love Song |
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all...
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| 37. Monty Python - The Penis Song |
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I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge. I've got lost of lovely lire, Now the...
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| 38. Monty Python - Christmas In Heaven |
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Spoken: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S TRULY A REAL HONORABLE EXPERIENCE TO BE HERE THIS EVENING. A VERY WONDERFUL AND WARM AND EMOTIONAL...
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| 39. Monty Python - The Meaning Of Life |
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Why are we here What's life all about Is God really real Or is there some doubt Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's...
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| 40. Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred |
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DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but ...
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