| 1. Lawnmower Deth - Crazy Horses |
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[Originally performed by The Osmonds] There's a message floatin' in the air. Comes from, Crazy horses ridin' everywhere. It's a warning, it's in...
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| 2. Lawnmower Deth - Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall |
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Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace, Pointy sticks - they make him mad, 'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad. ...
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| 3. Lawnmower Deth - R.f.potts |
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A four core cable with a copper screen It a makes me melt A like a warm ice cream A three pin plug with a negative earth Watch me swell to an amazing...
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| 4. Lawnmower Deth - Urban Surfer 125 |
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Urban Surfer 125 You're not staying alive Staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ha ha staying alive You will not survive, Fat Controller wearing bowler...
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| 5. Lawnmower Deth - Dodo Doe |
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Who cares, if it's fiction of fact? The editorial management, they know where it's at, Power to crush, power to praise, They are lost in a...
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| 6. Lawnmower Deth - Bad Toad |
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A said Bob What you doin' there Sat in the fridge With your balding greasy hair Lookin' like a doughnut Big fat and blown up, A said What ya trying...
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| 7. Lawnmower Deth - Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros |
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I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing...
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| 8. Lawnmower Deth - Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (skank Mix) |
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Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the...
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| 9. Lawnmower Deth - F.a.t. (facist And Tubby) |
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Is that your gut? Or the front of a bus? You should be ashamed of yourself. You look like a baloon, 'Cos you're so full of lard, It's good for...
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| 10. Lawnmower Deth - Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob |
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Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob, Flying killer cobs from...
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| 11. Lawnmower Deth - Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down |
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Weebles wobble but they don't fall downWeebles are around,Don't fall downWeeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,Weeble...
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| 12. Lawnmower Deth - Maim Mower, Maim |
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Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on your lawn, With your mower, Bobbing along doing jobs, Thinking life's just fine, ...
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| 13. Lawnmower Deth - Did You Spill My Pint_ |
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Stood next to me, The first degree, I saw it fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've got no beer, It means I'm queer, I'll...
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| 14. Lawnmower Deth - Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns |
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Bring back denim With lovely patches on And stupid girly bonnets And Donny Osmond, Do you really know What I'd like to twat Are those seventies glam...
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| 15. Lawnmower Deth - Judgement Day (assume The Position) |
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My boss at work, Is such a twat, He wants to spank my bottom, With a cricket bat. He says he'll use, A Gunn and Moore, And spank my bottom...
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| 16. Lawnmower Deth - Sorrow (so Dark, So Scared) |
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Oooh yeah C'mon Wolf child, Cavernous An opening expanse Circle it With a macabre dance Ridicule That troubled furrow Wipe away Those tears of sorrow...
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| 17. Lawnmower Deth - Sheepdip |
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All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields, Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be Slaughtered and turned into Big...
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| 18. Lawnmower Deth - Lancer With Your Zancer |
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When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over...
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| 19. Lawnmower Deth - Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop |
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Cobwoman of substance Bring me a cheese scone, Filled with yummy entrails, Let me dvour your ice cream buns. Peroy Thrower hamburgers dear, ...
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| 20. Lawnmower Deth - Betty Ford's Clinic |
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It's that time of year, It's time to go abroad, It's time to go on holiday, And visit Betty Ford's. Get some beers right down my neck, I'm...
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