Lawnmower Deth songs lyrics

Big and fat and bouncy, Rectangle on the floor, You bounce and bouncer, 'Till you can't take anymore, You'll bounce for ever, you try and look...

When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch, You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch, His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes, ...

Went out drinking late last night Had some beers it affectd my sight Stopped by the I was for jumping a light Took down the station and read my...

I spend all my money On beer, sweeties and porn I part with cash with china milkwomen Rocking until the dawn, I wake with an overhang Sore knob and a...

One, two, three, four. My name's Mr. Normaltyon, I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke, My life's mundane, I hate my job, My life's mundane, I'm...

She was just seventeen If you know what I mean When she appeared unclean In a gentlemen's magazine, I was at the barbers shop Getting my hair cut...

I'm a sick and perverted man I get my kicks with a watering can A length of hose to make things flow A one man anal fountain show, A bowel of water...

Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, You've got a board and a baseball hat, Don't fill me with your...

It's been a while Since you last met me Aeons ago On ooh crikey, Right back then I was a boring git Who had a social life As rare as a rocking horse...

It's the time Last orders chime Closing time, Toll the bell, Don't panic, Last order bell, Before I roam I feel my mouth Begin to foam, It's not too...

I've paid my money So where's my swag I've paid good money For a regal shag, You're breasts are pert And you smell so sweet So why do you wash My...

Goldfish podge Keeper of the deep Knows to take His two vedge and meat, Give him burgers In a nice fresh bun Set the cat on him See the fucker run,...

All right me old asswipe With your blinded vision Starring out of your Tunnelled blinkered world, Narrow Mindered Blinkered Fool, It's no surprise to...