| 1. Dualshock - Entertain Yourself |
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All this talk of proposal Is making me feel like I should change Into a woman It’s not your place To tell me what to do I’m sick and tired Of...
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| 2. Dualshock - Milk |
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This milk is off This milk is off This milk is off This milk is off So why did you leave it in the fridge? Do you really want me to die? Of course...
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| 3. Dualshock - Ice Cream Man |
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The ice cream man Drove past And rubbed his dick In broken glass The neighbours moved In next door I left my shoes On the floor But sometimes I like...
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| 4. Dualshock - Hamburg |
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Enjoy the beef as I place it upon the table Don’t open the door to those Jehova Witnesses We’re on our way to the cinema I wish I had some money...
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| 5. Dualshock - 446 |
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The place that Kyle grew up Made him feel so hated The fields that he knew Were burned down to the ground The faces he remembers Are all walking away...
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| 6. Dualshock - Spunked Eyes |
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So he wore his mask out To the core He came into college and Couldn’t play guitar He watched the other skaters Skate away He sat on the wall And...
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| 7. Dualshock - Talking About |
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What are you talking about? It’s not like Lee doesn’t need this The aliens are watching us Eating our potatoes So tell me where are you now? Lee...
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| 8. Dualshock - Amy |
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And now it’s one AM and it’s dark And she’s hitching a ride in his car She’s been waiting all fucking night I wonder if everything will be...
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| 9. Dualshock - 12.30 |
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My clown is on the table And yours is in the oven I microwave my sandwich I’ve never seen this biscuit You’re gay You’re gay I’ve never in...
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| 10. Dualshock - Psycho Samashi |
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My pants on fire Your cock will burn Burn, burn, burn Psycho Samashi The Legend of Zelda Is coming Coming, coming, coming Psycho Samashi ...
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| 11. Dualshock - Psycho Samashi (acoustic) |
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Lostprophets are the gayest band in Wales Wales Wales Wales My pants on fire your cock will burn Burn burn burn Psycho Samashi The Legend of Zelda...
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| 12. Dualshock - You're So Queer |
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There was an overwhelming sense of excitement As we drove away Wondering where the hell my socks went Like it was Saturday The moose it followed us...
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| 13. Dualshock - Wednesday Night Erotica |
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My banana split the cock Of the local newsagent The butcher caught a cold And he sneezed on my sausage The primary school kids Learnt how to yodel It...
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| 14. Dualshock - The Party Song |
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I’ve got a big fat poo In my pants You know I wish that I Could find a box of ants You know I’m ready now To take a chance I’m so fucking tired...
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| 15. Dualshock - Bitter Feelings |
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And they moved in next door Without meaning or warning I wonder what I’m doing here With you living so near You know I hate this fucking town And I...
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| 16. Dualshock - Curryfornia |
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Lee loves it in Curryfornia He’s been living there for 20 years He moved there from Birmingham And he gets to eat all the pies Yeah Lemon He...
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| 17. Dualshock - Abortion |
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Lee’s shaking At the thought Of abortion At the hands of The doctor With his coat And Damian In reception so It’s hard for Lee So hard for Lee...
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| 18. Dualshock - Time To Die |
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The sun don’t shine here anymore And I blame Damian Ever since he moved here Things just aren’t the same Whenever they say his name The silence...
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| 19. Dualshock - Banana With A Laptop |
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Oh my God it’s a monster And it’s called Damian He’s got a sister called Elise And she looks like fried rice pudding Custard Custard Custard ...
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| 20. Dualshock - We Are England |
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As you wake up next to a moose And you’ve lost your carton of juice When you’ve burned all your toast And you try to make the most When you...
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