I’ve got a big fat poo
In my pants
You know I wish that I
Could find a box of ants
You know I’m ready now
To take a chance
I’m so fucking tired
Of looking for romance

My anus is bleeding
This party’s over
The sharks need feeding
I wish I was sober

Take a look at me
Getting into a new stance
There’s no one here
And I really wanna dance
I have a friend
And his middle name is Lance
Maybe it’s time
That I immigrate to France

My anus is bleeding
This party’s over
The sharks need feeding
I wish I was sober
I wish I had a band
And a girlfriend too
I’m tired of making love to my hand
I’ll make love with you

I’ve got a big fat poo
In my pants
You know I wish that I
Could find a box of ants
You know I’m ready now
To take a chance
I’m so fucking tired
Of looking for romance

My anus is bleeding
This party’s over
The sharks need feeding
I wish I was sober

My anus is bleeding
This party’s over
The sharks need feeding
I wish I was sober