All this talk of proposal
Is making me feel like
I should change
Into a woman
It’s not your place
To tell me what to do
I’m sick and tired
Of your nagging

So you can find somebody new
Or entertain yourself
You could always start with
That dildo on the shelf

All these things you say
Make me so mad
Sometimes I feel that
I could strangle you
But it’s best I go
Before you carry on
I’m sick and tired
Of playing along

So you can find somebody new
Or entertain yourself
You could always start with
That dildo on the shelf

So you can find somebody new
Or entertain yourself
You could always start with
That dildo on the shelf

Tonight Matthew I’m gonna be more courageous