| 1. Why Should I? Because - Intro Song |
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This is gonna be our intro song We're gonna try and make it not long We won't even make fun of Andy Dong 'cause this is gonna be our intro song ...
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| 2. Why Should I? Because - I Don't Know |
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Always try to do my best, gotta be consistent Sometimes quite annoying, maybe too insistent Trying to recall all the things that she said to me Gotta...
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| 3. Why Should I? Because - Blue To Red Ac-ed |
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Donald Showalter, in the science video said Blue to red, ac-ed, blue to red, ac-ed It's got a quasi-rhyme so you never will for-get Blue to red,...
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| 4. Why Should I? Because - I Lobby For Captain |
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When you're eating your breakfast cereal Make sure that it's not ethereal Or else you couldn't eat it You couldn't even see it When you're eating...
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| 5. Why Should I? Because - Proper Capitalization |
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Learn proper capitalization A brand new craze that's sweeping the nation It makes you look like you know what you're doing It makes your work less...
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| 6. Why Should I? Because - Check The Levels |
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I check the levels, I check them every day I check the levels and I know that Tony Danza's gay I check the levels after work and after school I check...
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| 7. Why Should I? Because - Too Punk For Crosswalks |
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It happens every day, you see me walking down the street Those bright white lines across the road don't mean that much to me I'll take my chances...
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| 8. Why Should I? Because - Kisux |
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He thinks he's all that 'Cause of his kickin' hat He probably gots a gat At home I have a cat K-I-S-U-X he thinks he's so funny K-I-S-U-X he don't...
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| 9. Why Should I? Because - Driver's Death |
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Driver's Ed. sucks, it's boring The class just began, I'm snoring The previous line, an expression How does this help the recession? The teacher is...
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| 10. Why Should I? Because - Did I Mention I Drink Alcohol? |
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I was at a party I was drinking something Stronger than Bacardi Much better than nothing Alcohol Not wood, not grain, not isopropyl So please...
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| 11. Why Should I? Because - Beardo |
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My friends call me Beardo They think that I'm a weirdo I'm never gonna shave-o I'll never be your slave-o My sideburns are as good as can be So why...
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| 12. Why Should I? Because - ... |
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Log 2 over log 3 -- 0.6309 The equation on page 540 -- 0.6309 This is just the equation for me -- 0.6309 An enemy in Mega Man is Air Tikki -- 0.6309 ...
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| 13. Why Should I? Because - Don't Wanna Be (daniel Johns) |
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There is this guy from Silverchair He plays guitar and he has blond hair He writes these songs and pretends to care About the issues happening...
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| 14. Why Should I? Because - Q (a Song That Starts With Q) |
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If I could write better I could cover every letter of the alphabet But since I don't you know that I won't be able to do that Technically this song...
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| 15. Why Should I? Because - Let's Play Corporate Rock |
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I watch MTV I read Rolling Stone The Spin articles I read Tell me what to condone I'm considered cool I keep up with the fads I know bands that rule...
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| 16. Why Should I? Because - Mustard On My Mouth |
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Mustard on my mouth I was eating lunch I had a sandwich, I think it was turkey Then I went in the commons I had no idea there was... Mustard on my...
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| 17. Why Should I? Because - Opposite Of Commer |
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If I had the choice between An unanesthetized version of my spleen Or watching commercials all the day I'd choose the first one (much less pain) The...
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| 18. Why Should I? Because - The People In Front Of Us At The Movie Theater |
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It seems so long The group still going strong Our humorous proclivities Made for fun activities Chorus: We came together one day Our differences...
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| 19. Why Should I? Because - We Are So Punk Rock |
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We are so punk rock that we don't know what to do We never practice our instruments, we dye our hair bright blue We smash all our equipment and go...
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| 20. Why Should I? Because - D00d |
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Dude has no zeroes In fact, it's not part of the alphabet 'Your' and 'you are' Sorry, not equivalent You fucking dumbass Listen up in class You're...
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