| 1. Porkers - Alcohol |
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(People who drink to much make me very angry!) (I demand to have some booze!) Alcohol, I love you alcohol I love you alcoho-ol Baby I love you When...
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| 2. Porkers - Just Not Cricket |
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On your way to making a century, Did you think of the partnership between you and me? It’s just not cricket. Caught me out on the defensive...
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| 3. Porkers - Afraid To Love Me |
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She, she. She is, she is. She is afraid, she is afraid She is afraid to, she is afraid to She is afraid, to love me, to love me, to love me, to love...
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| 4. Porkers - Swinging Like Tiger Woods |
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You’ll find no slogans, no sponsorships on me my shirt is clean, Practise makes perfect and it’s worth it from the fairway to the green So step...
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| 5. Porkers - Designated Drinker |
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Party starter, party bender, every weekend long weekender, parties hard, no stop and thinker, he's the designated drinker! Stop that man from...
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| 6. Porkers - Perfect Teeth |
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Perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips, to match those perfect eyes I’m hypnotised, her sudden grace, my pieces fell to place To watch her style,...
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| 7. Porkers - Famous Dub |
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This one goes out to the rich and famous, Superstars, entertainers, Forget your party planners, personal trainers, All be gone when you’re finished...
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| 8. Porkers - Checkered Past |
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Elvis made a record it was really something Special, Taught us about the scene and what to say and what to do, Now I won’t make a comment if you...
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| 9. Porkers - The List |
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You’re guilty by association, television irritation, contribution to the nation, I could use a quick vacation. Aggravated and resenting, shame I...
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| 10. Porkers - Schooners Of The Black |
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(Schooners of the black attack! Schooners of the black!) x 4 Gettin' up and fallin' down, think I'll buy another round! You’re goin' hard or...
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