(People who drink to much make me very angry!)
(I demand to have some booze!)

Alcohol, I love you alcohol
I love you alcoho-ol
Baby I love you

When I go out, (drinking, relief)
I see all my friends, (drinking, relief)
Here come Jimmy Beam now
And Jack Daniels again
(Now I need a drink!)

Alcohol, I love you alcohol
I love you alcoho-ol
Baby I love you

I threw out the Pools,
I dreamed one day I'd win,
I'll travel around the world,
And live like Errol Flynn
Isle in the south of France,
I'll have my own vineyard,
I'll have a flat in Berlin
And lots of credit cards
To buy my....

Alcohol, I love you alcohol
I love you alcoho-ol
Baby I love you

(Drink!)
(It's delicious!)
(Moo!)
(Drinking can cost you more than money)

I crossed the Golden Gate
I climbed the mount royale
I need you baby
Just like a worm needs soil

(Alcohol, I love you alcohol
I love you alcoho-ol
Baby I love you) x 2

(Baby I love you) x 5