| 1. Uncle Jim - Rain Rain Rain |
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Some people really hate the rain All they do is complain About the ugly stinkin' weather But It might get pretty serious If the rain didn't rain on...
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| 2. Uncle Jim - Schmoopie |
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Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE! Schmoopie means my pride and joy it means I want to hug you...
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| 3. Uncle Jim - Tape |
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Tape doesn't make the flowers grow Tape doesn't even say hello Tape, it's really good at stickin' around Tape'll fix a boo boo on your face Tapes...
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| 4. Uncle Jim - I Am A 3 Legged Dog |
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I am a 3 legged dog I live in a 4 legged world I can spin, I can twirl I can run, I can jump But some times I trip on my stump, stump stump, stump...
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| 5. Uncle Jim - I Don't Understand |
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My sister used to drink pickle juice straight out of the jar I don't understand, She seemed to really like it Then she'd grab an onion and take a...
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| 6. Uncle Jim - Funky As A Diaper |
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I'm a natural at being me Got no responsibilities I eat and sleep from 9 to 5 And when I¹m done I'm super jive I'm funky! Funky as a diaper Funky...
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| 7. Uncle Jim - I Need A Badezimmer |
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Just the other day I was dining at the mall Sipping on a beverage big and tall Two tubs of popcorn and three smoothies That ought to last me through...
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| 8. Uncle Jim - There's Nothing Like A Dog |
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Whether his name is Rover or scooter Or skimpy or smiley or Pete Taking my dog around the block is Is a super colossal treat He's a treasure to me A...
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| 9. Uncle Jim - Lonely Broccoli |
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I'm a little bitty broccoli With no place to go By a twist of fate I'm out in the cold My daddy was a big stalk From a hard luck farm My momma was a...
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| 10. Uncle Jim - The Smile In The Sky |
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Did you ever stop and think about the sky above, Covering this whole world with love Did you ever wonder what it¹s made up of Tell me bout the sky...
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| 11. Uncle Jim - Where's The Turkey |
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You gonna get us a good turkey? Yes Dear. You got your slingshot? Yes Dear. You got your turbo-blaster water gun? Yes Dear. Did you remember your...
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