Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
Schmoopie means my pride and joy it means I want to hug you
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
It's nothing like pickle juice or onion skins or mayonnaise

If it's cuter than a daffodil or sweeter than a peanut
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
If it's smaller than an Antelope and bigger than a teacup
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
Some days it¹s a fingernail, a muddy foot, a wagging tail
Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you

If you're walking in the grass and find a little gift that¹s left behind
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
Just wash it off and walk right out into the world it's not your fault!
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
It¹s something like an attitude of irreverence and gratitude

When your pizza's cold, your tush is hot,
your breath smells bad and you fart a lot
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
If your eyes are red, your hair looks bad,
your teeth are green and you're raving mad
SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE!
Maybe it's pickle juice and onion skins and mayonnaise

Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you
SCHMOOPIE SCHMOOPIE