| 1. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Happy Me |
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When you met me You couldn't believe How happy happy happy I was. Happy, happy, happy me. I was so able to get close I was on a megadose Of happy,...
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| 2. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Nipples |
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It’s summer So you can see my nipples Yes, it’s summer Nipples, nipples, nipples In the summer N-n-n-na-na-na-na Melons… Who can concentrate...
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| 3. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - She's A Six |
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I used to wait for a perfect ten But I’m never gonna go there again When I need love I get a fix From a six. She likes to hang out every night My...
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| 4. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Obviously |
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Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion. I just don’t see why you’d deny it You guys obviously slept together I don’t care I mean...
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| 5. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Do Me |
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I heard your wife died the other day I want to be the one first to say that I want you to do me! When I heard that she bit the dust I was oddly...
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| 6. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Crazy Guy |
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Crazy guy… Why aren’t you obsessed with me? Why are you obsessed with her? I’m crazy ‘bout you, crazy guy. I’m friendly to you. I meet...
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| 7. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Some Days |
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Some days you suck. Some days you drive me up a wall. Some days when I’m with you I get lonesome for my friends. But just when I’ve made my mind...
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| 8. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Vampire Girls |
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You know those girls who seem like they’re really cool… until you realize that everything that’s cool about them is something they sucked out...
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| 9. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - It's Ok In The Usa |
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It’s OK to be fat It’s OK to be loud OK to be dumb It’s OK to be proud And if you think your cat’s a gourmet It’s OK It’s OK to be rude...
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| 10. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Steve Baylor* |
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Steve Baylor’s finally getting married. Who’s the lucky girl? Steve was a bachelor for life. Now he’s a guy with a ball and chain. She must...
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| 11. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Vicki Is A Pro |
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Heard about Vicki from a guy named Dan. She’s got blonde hair and a salon tan. She makes you feel like you’re the only man she knows. Vicky never...
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| 12. Jesus H Christ , The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse - Ellens Bicoastal |
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Ellen is restless. Ellen needs space. Ellen gets antsy She hates to stay in one place. She’s indecisive. She can’t commit. New York’s too cold...
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