| 1. Brak - Brak Song (the Brak Show) |
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With eyes of green and permanent teeth? Everyone knows he's not a jerk Your new buddy, Brak. He'll make your bed, shine all your shoes Play him at...
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| 2. Brak - Magic Toenail |
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I have a magic toenail I keep it on my foot It's always there to rescue me When someting goes ka-put It has the cutest cuticle Free of all disease!...
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| 3. Brak - I'm A Cucumber |
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I'm a cucumber I'm a cucumber I'm a cucumber I'm a cucumber I'm a cucumber I'm a cucumber Please don't take me to the pickle farm!! Bumpt!...
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| 4. Brak - Put Your Socks On Mama Now |
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Put your socks on Mama now Put your socks on Mama now whaa Put your socks on Mama Put your socks on Mama now Put your socks on Mama now Cus' your...
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| 5. Brak - Fishpockets |
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Will be served up hot to me Baked or broiled or lightly breaded just the thought makes me lightheaded Can there be a smarter thought than a bowl of...
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| 6. Brak - Brak For President |
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All: Brak for president, Brak for president, Brak for president, Brak for president. Brak: Hello! All: You like Brak, I like Brak, everybody likes...
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| 7. Brak - I Love Beans |
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Brak: Here's a lovely song about my favorite food. Lima, lentil, soy, and pinto, Navy, northern, and garbanzo, Kidneys and frijoles negros, I love...
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| 8. Brak - I Love You, Baby |
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Zorak: Yeah. Brak: I love you, baby, I love the way that you walk, I love you, baby, I love the way that you talk, I really like it when you call my...
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| 9. Brak - Never Trust A Monkey |
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One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little...
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| 10. Brak - Highway 40 Revisited |
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Brak: One day I was drivin' down the Highway 40 in my big ol' pickup truck, and I wrote this song. I'm drivin' down the Highway 40 in my big ol'...
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| 11. Brak - I'm A Sock That's Dirty |
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Brak: Now, I'm gonna sing a song called "I'm a Sock that's Dirty". I'm gonna sing this song al cappella. That means without music. It's called "al...
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| 12. Brak - Smell You Later |
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No one is the boss of me Brak's too ugly for TV. Have you met my girlfriend Bob? Smell you later. Get a job. I'm the king of outerspace Do I have...
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| 13. Brak - Really Cool Song |
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Brak: I'm Brak and this is my show. Let's start it off with the Braktonics... And the Brakettes! Brakettes: Stomp your hands, clap your feet, Brak's...
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| 14. Brak - We Like Girls |
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(Brak) I want a girl who thinks I'm smart about stars and cars and birds and worms and art I want a girl someone who wont think I'm dumb as I am and...
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