(Brak)
I want a girl who thinks I'm smart
about stars and cars and birds and worms and art
I want a girl
someone who wont think I'm dumb
as I am
and thats dumb

(Zorak)
you can say that again

(Brak)
and thats dumb

(Zorak)
dont say that again

(Brak)
whatever you say

(Zorak)
alright im singing now
I want a girl who thinks I'm cute
even when i wear my birthday suit

(girls)
NASTY!!

(Zorak)
I want a girl
ahh..someone who likes long walks in the rain..yeah
and burglary and larceny and bribery

(Brak)
Zorak!

(Zorak)
what!

(Brak)
next verse

(both)
oh we dont care about shape or size

(Zorak)
true we dont

(Brak)
or number of heads or tails or eyes
we like girls

(Zorak)
yes its true we really do..

(both)
we like girls
ba ba ba ba ba
we like girls
ba ba ba ba ba
we like girls
ba ba ba ba ba
we like girls!