| 1. Frank Zappa - Stink-foot | 
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 [includes a quote from Dragnet (Schumann/Rosza)]  In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin'... 
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 | 2. Frank Zappa - Whippin Post | 
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 The closer you are  The brighter the stars in the sky  And darling,  I realize    That you're the one in my life  Oh oh  My heart skips a beat  Every... 
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 | 3. Frank Zappa - The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson | 
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 FZ: At this very moment Jimmy Carl Black the Indian of the group is approaching the stage. Jimmy Carl, who likes to drink and also likes to boogie... 
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 | 4. Frank Zappa - Agency Man | 
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 Sell us a president, agency man Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps Sell us a president, agency man A gay smiling nothing we know never craps  ... 
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 | 5. Frank Zappa - Progress? | 
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 ?: Donnie! Bunk: Hey, put that down! Art: What are you doin', man? Don: SILENCE, you fools! Don't you believe in PROGRESS? Bunk: Take that progress... 
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 | 6. Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin | 
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 Poo-lah Poo-la-ah poo-lah Poo-da poo-lah poo-lah poo-oo-lah Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-eee-eee-ooo-ooo   Ah-ah-ah ah-aaah-ah-aaah Aa-aa-ah aa-ah Wee-ooo-wee-ooo... 
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 | 7. Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast | 
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 I'm gonna tell you the way it is And I'm not gonna be kind or easy Your whole attitude stinks, I say And the life you lead is completely empty    You... 
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 | 8. Frank Zappa - Cradle Rock | 
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 While I was down in W.D.C.  Certain folks were not glad to see me  I just tried to get out the vote    But some little weasel must 'a dropped 'em a... 
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 | 9. Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back | 
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 FZ: Then, from out of the corner from the stage, comes Roy Ralph Estrada, perturbed at the present situation within the Mothers.    Roy: Domino,... 
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 | 10. Frank Zappa - Tengo Na Minchia Tanta | 
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 Ah, tengo na minchia tanta Tengo na minchia accussi' Devi usare un pollo Devi usare un pollo Se me la vuoi tastar   Tengo na minchia tanta Tengo na... 
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 | 11. Frank Zappa - Prologue | 
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 Thing-Fish:  Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away... 
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 | 12. Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown | 
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 FZ: Thank you Don. Don Pardo: Hey, Frank! Hey, I did it, Frank . . . Yay, we did it! Didn't we?   FZ: That's right, we did it Don Pardo: Yay, yay,... 
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 | 13. Frank Zappa - Religious Superstition | 
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 Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano Louis: No, you're in the wrong piano Roy: No . . . Motorhead: This is a Steinway Louis: You are! Roy: It's not a... 
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 | 14. Frank Zappa - Pink Napkins | 
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 [Guitar solo from Black Napkins Hammersmith Odeon, London February 17, 1977 engineer: Alan P.   FZ lead guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Eddie Jobson... 
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 | 15. Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County | 
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 And in your dreams You can see yourself As a prophet Saving the world The words from your lips (I AM NOT A CROOK) I just can't believe you are such A... 
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 | 16. Frank Zappa - Super Grease | 
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 Ooooooh Aaaaaah Ooooh Aaaah Howard: Poor baby! FZ: Oooooh . . . Don't like the Greek food in this neighborhood, hey? Oooooh . . .   FZ: Tell me the... 
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 | 17. Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess | 
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 I want a nasty little Jewish Princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could... 
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 | 18. Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte | 
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 Green hocker croakin' In the Pygmy Twylyte  Crankin' an' a-coke'n In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite  Out of his deep on a 'fore day run Hurtin' for... 
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 | 19. Frank Zappa - Someplace Else Right Now | 
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 Gilly: I'd like to be . . . someplace else right now. It's much too crowded in here. Where would I like to be? Girl #1: Where would you like to be?... 
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 | 20. Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof | 
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 Three hundred years ago I thought I might get some sleep I stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnite creep  You know I'll... 
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