| 21. Frank Zappa - Library Card |
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Library bar-code, PE label Student must carry this card at all times, And present upon demand for identification This card are not while currently...
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| 22. Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes |
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Heh-heh-heh . . . Have you heard the news? (News? What news?) Can't afford no shoes (Ow! Get a deal on tape) Have you heard the news? (News? Can't...
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| 23. Frank Zappa - Dummy Up |
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Napoleon: Sunrise Get up in the mornin' You know, I think it's mornin' Sun is shinin' bright I'm gonna get outside Gonna wash my face Grab my hat Put...
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| 24. Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes |
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Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE! Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a...
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| 25. Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage |
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Act I SCENE TWO JOE'S GARAGE A boring old garage in a residential area with a teenage band rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL...
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| 26. Frank Zappa - If You're Not A Professional Actor |
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FZ: If you're not a professional actor, the easiest thing for you to do, when you only have a week to make a movie is just to be yourself on the...
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| 27. Frank Zappa - The Untouchables |
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[Monologue by Ike Willis Civic Center, Providence March 16, 1988] Rico! Youngblood! Wake up! Prohibition is over, but the country's still a mess!...
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| 28. Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer |
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Act I PRELUDE Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world have been known to enact the most disgusting pieces of legislation in order to win...
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| 29. Frank Zappa - Be-bop Tango (of The Old Jazzmen's Church) |
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FZ: Some of you may know that the tango, which is not a very popular dance anymore, was at one time reputed to be a dance of unbridled passion, back...
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| 30. Frank Zappa - Flambay |
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He used to be very kind . . . (In his own crude way) He wasn't always like I wanted him to be! He wasn't smart He wasn't handsome either But he...
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| 31. Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love |
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Fountain . . . of . . . love! One . . . two . . . It was September, the leaves were gold That's when our hearts knew that story untold We were...
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| 32. Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance |
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There will come a time when everybody Who is lonely will be free . . . TO SING & DANCE & LOVE There will come a time when every evil That we know...
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| 33. Frank Zappa - Crew Slut |
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Act I But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see...
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| 34. Frank Zappa - Sharleena |
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I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Cryin' for Sharleena, Can't you see I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n urn Where she done went But nobody 'round here...
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| 35. Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma |
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There's a big dilemma 'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma 'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out...
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| 36. Frank Zappa - A Bunch Of Adventures |
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FZ: From the point that Jeff Simmons quit the group we had a bunch of adventures trying to find somebody to replace him. Non only for the bass parts...
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| 37. Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher |
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My baby's got Jones crushin' love Jones crushin' love Jones crushin' love Well my baby's got Jones crushin' love Jones crushin' love Jones crushin'...
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| 38. Frank Zappa - Don't Take Me Down |
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Dick: (Snorks) Howard: "Not duke, not queen, but king." You haven't lost your touch, Gnarler, you can snort with the best of 'em Mark: This guy...
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| 39. Frank Zappa - Undaunted, The Band Plays On |
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FZ: Meanwhile, the snack enters the mind of Dom DeWild. Ensemble: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE ONE,...
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| 40. Frank Zappa - Louie Louie |
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FZ: Ah! I know the perfect thing to accompany this man's trumpet. None other than . . . The Mighty & Majestic Albert Hall Pipe Organ! Guy In The...
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