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41. Monty Python - Spam Song - Monty Python Sings 1991
Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and...

42. Monty Python - Sit On My Face
I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice A...

43. Monty Python - (complete)lumberjack Song
BARBER: I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood....

44. Monty Python - The Chinese Song
The world today is absolutely cracked. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's...

45. Monty Python - The Philosophers Song
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Isn't...


46. Monty Python - Ho Ho F___ing Ho
Ho, ho f**kin' ho, What a crock o' s**t! We all work for Santa Claus, We've 'ad enough, we quit! We do all the f**kin' work, While 'ee...

47. Monty Python - Spam
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you o-ra-lize, When I'm between...

48. Monty Python - Eric The Half A Bee
BARBER: I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood....

49. Monty Python - Dennis Moore
Intro: Right ho, darling. Yeh, be home (spoken) about 8:30. No, no I'll go on a bike. Verse: Beethoven's gone but his music lives on, And Mozart...

50. Monty Python - Im A Lumberjack
I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle East, you know. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at...


51. Monty Python - Rhubarb Tart
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn't...

52. Monty Python - Muddy Knees
Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile. I've had ballanital chancroids For quite a little while. I gave my heart to NSU That...

53. Monty Python - Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's devine to own a dick. From...

54. Monty Python - Isnt It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David...

55. Monty Python - Bruces' Philosophy Song
How sweet to be an Idiot, As harmless as a cloud, Too small to hide the sun, Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd. How...


56. Monty Python - Decomposing Composers
Spoken: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S TRULY A REAL HONORABLE EXPERIENCE TO BE HERE THIS EVENING. A VERY WONDERFUL AND WARM AND EMOTIONAL...

57. Monty Python - Do What John_
The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's...

58. Monty Python - The Ferret Song
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m, Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM, SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,...

59. Monty Python - Bruces' Philosophers Song
Bright Side of Life by Eric Idle Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say; Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other...



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