The Beautiful South songs lyrics

I'm losing things That's what old-fashioned love brings Lost the key to the house The feeling in my mouth I'm losing things I'm forgetting...

All the secrets we have shared Have moved to a couple better paired So if he impales himself on javelin or spike I will try my best to be the...

I've only got one real fan She is not woman, she is not man She's got her own coat of arms and her tartan and her own clan Her clan surpasses...

If we crawl at two We could crawl at twenty-two And grovel at The drop of a hat And once they've got you down there It's so hard to...

Here it is again it's so so mad Turning young and happy into old and sad Here it is again just passed by chance All the way to the lawyer from a...

Little seas can be big seas To the wrong or long of sights But the Mediterranean Looks like aspirin tonight The Doctor told me the chemist He...

(Heaton/Rotheray) This table has four sturdy legs And a heart of very near wild oak When others would have screamed out loud my friend This one...

She's a Perfect 10 But she wears a 12 Baby, keep a little 2 for me She could be sweet 16 Bustin' out of the seams It's still love in first...

(Heaton/Rotheray) The sheets won't need changing everyday The freezer supply should last a year Those hidden little points that you're away ...

(Heaton/Rotheray) The perfect love song it has now words it only has death threats And you can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets ...

VERSE 1 Valentine. Won't you be my valentine. And introduce your heart to mine And be my valentine. VERSE 2 Summertime. We could run and play like...

He was just a social drinker but social every night He enjoyed a pint or two or three or four She was just a silent thinker, silent every night ...

(Harnick/Bock) Alone in the world was poor little Anne As sweet a young child as you'd find Her parents had gone to their final reward Leaving...

The superfly guy that you're courting now Used to be a super-swot And the clothes he thinks look retro Are more 'Land That Time Forgot' And if he...

(Heaton/Rotheray) If, if you choose that we will always lose Well then I'll sail this ship alone And if, if you decide to give him another try ...

(Heaton/Rotheray) Here it is again it's so so mad Turning young and happy into old and sad Here it is again just passed by chance All the way...

If, if you choose that we will always lose Well then I'll sail this ship alone And if, if you decide to give him another try Well then I'll sail...

(Heaton/Rotheray) This is the dinner prepared This is the dress that I made This is the child I brought up And this is the woman you laid ...

And the woman tug their hair Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out And all the men are gargoyles Dipped long in Irish stout The whole...

(Heaton/Rotheray) There's a boy with a brace across his teeth White socks, tattooed underneath Bus tickets crunched up in his palm Stood there...