She's a Perfect 10
But she wears a 12
Baby, keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16
Bustin' out of the seams

It's still love in first degree
When he's at my gate
With a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door
With a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight
If he's extra large (That's Me)
Well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL
Well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot
All the anorexic chicks
The model 6
They don't hold no weight with me
Well 8 or 9
Well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight
I bought a watch
To time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand
I've bought a calendar
And every month
Is taken up by loverman
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight
'Cause we love our love
In different sizes
I love her body
Especially the lies
Time takes it's toll
But not on the eyes
Promise me this
Take me tonight