| 81. The Vandals - (but Then) She Spoke |
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There she stood she was a vision a picture of perfection so I made the big decision I'm going to talk to her I have to show to her it could be...
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| 82. The Vandals - China Town |
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Kung Fu Movies Always showing we are going to China Town Living Large in the lap of luxury... China Town Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger, ...
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| 83. The Vandals - It's My Birthday |
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It's my brithday and I'll do what I want to F*ck you it's my birthday Special holiday only for me So do what I say I'ts my party and I can cry if...
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| 84. The Vandals - The Vibrator Song |
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Your built like r2d2 and you smell like mr ed i cant believe the thoughts of you are still stuck in my head when i play nintendo in mortal combat...
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| 85. The Vandals - Soccer Mom |
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Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen. Hope you might...
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| 86. The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape |
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Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to...
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| 87. The Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore |
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When Humanity creates a hierchy Placing blowholes above anemones When sovereign nations have made it policy Slaughter anything that goes with...
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| 88. The Vandals - 43210-1 |
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4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1! Stop! Pretending you're even having fun, You just stand there looking dumb And bored with your thumb in your ass... ...
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| 89. The Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day |
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Judy hates me, - stepped on her cat - i hate judy, - she's gettin' too fat - sally left me, - i was gettin' kinda cold - i left sally, - she was...
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| 90. The Vandals - Little Weirdo |
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The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items, so we can't find him. Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil...
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| 91. The Vandals - Power Mustache |
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Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds you...
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| 92. The Vandals - I Have A Date |
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I saw a girl and she drove me wild - She looked at me and I looked and smiled - The cutest girl you'd ever see - I never dreamed she'd go out with me...
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| 93. The Vandals - Long Hair Queer |
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Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls Well I didn't think twice...
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| 94. The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia |
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I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best pal in the world - I feel real bad - cuz your going away - but things will be better in the other world...
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| 95. The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me |
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This here's my last chance so it won't hurt to ask What can I do to make you love me? I'll learn to speak in French, I'll even pitch a tent...
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| 96. The Vandals - Join Us For Pong |
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It's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood kung fu theatre, now there's a...
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| 97. The Vandals - So Long, Farewell |
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There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steeple too. and up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping...
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| 98. The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis |
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I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise......
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| 99. The Vandals - Jackass |
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You're on tour, I'm alone Wonder just what you did with your phone Try usin' it, I'm losin' it (I) never thought I'd lose you this way Quit the...
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| 100. The Vandals - Gator Hide |
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Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides City folk come for the lure of the bounty But they don't come back...
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