It's my brithday and I'll do what I want to
F*ck you it's my birthday
Special holiday only for me
So do what I say
I'ts my party and I can cry if I want to, or leave

F*ck you, it's not your birthday
So do what I say ok
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell
oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

Leave me alone on my birthday
I'm goin to Denny's 10 times today
No tip, it's my birthday so do what I say

Thanks mom didn't have an abortion,
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But I guess it's my good fortune
My birthday's today ok
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, oh well
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me

(spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me, spank me)

Oh well, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to--
Can't believe you forgot my birthday
It's my birthday and you're wreckin it
Now it's just like any other day ya didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday
That's really immature
F*ck you, for forgettin' my birthday
Ya didn't do what I say today
24 hours of no wishin well
Now 365 days I'm in hell oh well
Happy Birthday to me
Happy happy birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me!