If I were you I wouldn’t count on me
I wouldn’t put your hopes in what could be
I wouldn’t place your bets on a guy who just forgets
If I were you I wouldn’t count on me

If I were you I wouldn’t wait for me
I wouldn’t waste your time so fruitlessly
I wouldn’t spend a minute on a man who isn’t with it
If I were you I wouldn’t count on me

Don’t count on me
To be there when you call
Don’t count on me
To catch you when you fall
Don’t count on me
To understand your heart
Don’t count on me
When we are far apart

If I were you I wouldn’t be with me
I wouldn’t fall in love so foolishly
I wouldn’t trust my senses to a man with strong defenses
If I were you I wouldn’t count on me

Don’t count on me
To be there when you call
Don’t count on me
To catch you when you fall
Don’t count on me
To always make you smile
Don’t count on me
To be there all the while

Don’t count on me
To be there when you fall
Don’t count on me
To catch you when you fall
Don’t count on me
To always know what’s right
Don’t count on me
To be there in the night