Soooooooo,
Apparently, you got a kitten.
It's a very, very, very pretty kitty.
I like it's soft fur coat.
It's kind of like my cat.
Except, I notice, your cat..
About you cat, I notice..
It's not wearing jeans.
What's that you say?
Cat's don't normally where jeans?
Why, mine does!
It's odd you say?
Why, no it's not!
No, no no...
What's odd, is there are no blue jeans on your cat.

No blue Jeans on that cat, no no no no no no,
no blue jeans.
Not on the cat.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh no blue Jeans,
not on that cat!
No blue jeans on that cat!

My kitty cat sniffs your cats butt.
and yours tries to sniff mine!
But odd, there are some blue jeans on my cat.
That's right.
You think it's strange?
I think it's strange, that there are no blue jeans on your cats!

No blue Jeans on that cat, no no no no no no,
no blue jeans.
Not on the cat.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh no blue Jeans,
not on that cat!
No blue jeans on that cat!

And I sit, and I sing, and I watch the street cars go by..
and I sit, and I sing, and I watch..
I watch...
as a cat.. with no jeans pass by...
and another...
and another..
and anuh-nuh-nuh-ther.
Why does my cats wear jeans?
I ponder, and I sit, and I watch, and I ponder...
I ruh-ruh-ruh-realize that your cats,
are very odd..
Odd, I tell you.
abnormal, atypical, avant-garde,
bizarre, character, crazy, curious,
deviant, different, eccentric, erratic,
exceptional, extraordinary, fantastic,
far out, flaky, freak, freakish, freaky,
funny, idiosyncratic, irregular, kinky,
kooky, oddball, offbeat, outlandish,
peculiar, quaint, queer, rare, remarkable,
singular, spacey, strange, uncanny,
uncommon, unconventional, unique, unusual,
way out, weird, weirdo, whimsical
Because..

No blue Jeans on that cat, no no no no no no,
no blue jeans.
Not on the cat.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh no blue Jeans,
not on that cat!
No blue jeans on that cat!
And my cats the normal one!
Yeah! The nuh-nuh-nuh-normal one.
He wears, Blue jeans! And your cat?
Well,
No blue Jeans on that cat, no no no no no no,
no blue jeans.
Not on the cat.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh no blue Jeans,
not on that cat!
No blue jeans on that cat!
....
What's that you say?
Your dog's wearing a sweater..?