Jane's gone crazy again
She said, "Everyone needs a make-believe friend"
We just laughed and said, "Is his name Tarzan?"
She said, "No, it's Joe, and he's my friend"
Jane...

Jane's gone crazy before
It happened when her favorite band was no more
She never was the real Jane, that's for sure
Used to say she was 'cos her name is Jane
Jane...

We miss you
Boo-hoo

Just the other day, she busted up her neighbor's record collection
Just the other day, they were listening to Bernie and Elton
Just the other day, they were wondering whatever happened
To Bennie and the Jets

Jane was the cutest thing we'd ever seen
All my friends wanted to get in line for that thing
But Jane and Joe took a dive, you know
In front of a passing train