Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know I loved you 'til the end

"Here's what you do when my time comes to pass,"
Charlie told me through the reflection in his glass.
"Don't waste time praying
"'cause I'm never coming back
"Just throw a party in my name."

Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know I loved you 'til the end

Here's what to write
on the stone over my grave
"His friends were earned,
"and not a penny saved"
Don't waste time crying
'cause you too are on your way
To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky

Put the keg on my coffin
And think of me every so often
Have a losers day parade
for all my friends
Drink up life like a river
'til the pizza man delivers
And smile and know I loved you 'til the end