Scam on a girl with black hair and a hoodie,
And maybe you can lie enough to make her yours.
Because if she listens to hardcore,
She must like her sex the same way.

(Distorted and too much too soon!)
You kept the fringe on your letters,
(You kept the fringe on your letters)
Because it makes her much more emo. (Because it makes her more emo.)

So what does that make you?
Hopelessly romantic or romantically hopeless?
In the end it's still the same
Saying different lies will always get you laid.
Always get you

The Hot Topic hunt for an easy prize,
And you look at her dead in the eyes,
It's all over in a matter of hours,
It's not your fault, it's ours.

(The mall goth girls reliever!)
You kept the fringe on your letters, (You kept the fringe on your letters)
Because it makes her much more emo. (Because it makes her more emo.)

So what does that make you?
(So what does that make you?)
Hopelessly romantic or romantically hopeless?
In the end it's still the same
Enough lies will always get you laid
Always get you laid!

So let's sing with Alexisonfire,
You lie, but you're a cute liar.
So let's sing with Alexisonfire,
You lie, but you're a cute liar.
So let's sing with Alexisonfire,
You lie, but you're a cute liar.

So what does that make you?
Hopelessly romantic or romantically hopeless?
In the end it's still the same
Enough lies will always get you laid.

(Is broken open just for you.)
ALWAYS GET YOU LAID!
(Daddy's little girl,)
ALWAYS GET YOU LAID!
(Is broken open just for you.)
ALWAYS GET YOU LAID!
(Daddy's little girl)
ALWAYS GET YOU LAID!